A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and Says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know
you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 221."
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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts
rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry
honey,
I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
fresh.
"The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls
back
over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment
tomorrow too"
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for
a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife
that
he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis
into the
pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex
therapist to
talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed
to
overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill
came
home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously
wrong.
What's wrong, Bill" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you
how I
had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer"
Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
Yes, I did." he replied.
My God, Bill, what happened"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer"
Oh...she got fired too."
