Hotel guy: OK, that completes your check in, your room is # 124, right down the hall.

Musician: Thanks, it's nice to have a night off and just relax for a change. I'll think I'll have a nice dinner, glass of wine, and go somewhere to hear someone else play for a change. Do you have any jazz clubs in this town?

Hotel guy: Well we happen to have an excellent restaurant right here in the hotel and tonight is jazz night in our lounge.

Musician: WOW, I wonder if I would know anyone in the band?

Hotel guy: Well, I know the pianist's name is Oscar Peterson.

Musician: WOW, "THE" Oscar Peterson?

Hotel guy: Well, not "THE" Oscar Peterson, but he happens to play piano and he is a local player we think is great.

Musician: Well, I'll give him a listen.

Hotel guy: And I think the bass players name is Ray Brown.

Musician: WOW, "THE" Ray Brown?

Hotel guy: Well, not "THE" Ray Brown, but his name is Raymond Brown and he happens to also play bass.

Musician: Well, I'll check him out.

Hotel guy: The drummers name is Louis Bellson.

Musician: WOW,... (you know the drill by now)

Hotel guy: And the horn player is Kenny G.

Musician: WOW, "THE" Kenny G?

Hotel guy: I'm afraid so.