The Groove Project with their Mascot Photos The Ramblers (1959-60) Majestics Picture Gallery (1968?) ... click: Discography to hear Majestics on old vinyl WhiteWail band circa 1970 ~ and in 2005... Holy smokes!   Russ     Eric   Jack     Ron   John (This group played at The Brass Rail)     Jack   Russ   Ron     John   Eric Club Bluenote - circa 1982 Back Row: Wayne St.John = Domenic Troiano = Roy Kenner = Shawne Jackson = = = Jason King (head down) Front Row: George Olliver Frank "Two-horn" Motley Jackie Shane singing Any Other Way Moonglow Recording Session (2002) Slideshow of various gig scenes (Photos courtesy of Billy Roy Murnaghan) Slideshow: Misc Bands ... experimental, using Javascript Online photos ... experimental, using Bravenet's server ~ Russ's Phun Stuff ~ For some interesting THINGS To PONDER Count the number of people in this picture. Keep watching... After it changes, count them again. Hmmm... What happened?? More Phun... Animator vs. Animation Thinking Chess Leap Frog (Gr.2) Test Mini Putt Cat Bowling (for Halloween) Ross, the Intern (with the late Steve Erwin) Cowboy Wisdom Red Square Game Optical Illusion Ordering a pizza in 2010 Amusement #1 - Falling girl Amusement #2 - Parachute (Requires Flash player) Amusement #3 - Flash Movies (Requires Flash player) Amusement #4 - Pick The Serial Killer (Computer programmer vs. Serial Killer) I hate computers Why is it that to Stop Windows, you have to click on START? Joe-ks - Largest Source of Internet Humour! Forwarded Funnies - LOTS of great jokes here Sax-guy or girl? Some favorite TV people... Toren van beren Lots of fun Mind Reader Thanks to Andy MENHA

You know you're getting to old to play when...

All your fans leave by 9:30 p.m.

You love taking the elevator because you can sing along with most of your playlist.

Instead of a fifth member, your band wants to spring for a roadie.

You lost the directions to the gig.

You feel like hell before the gig even starts.

You find your drink tokens from last month's gig in your guitar case.

You refuse to play without earplugs.

You ask the club owner if you can start at 8:30 instead of 9:30.

You need a nap before the gig.

After the third set, you bug the club owner to let you quit early.

During the breaks, you now go to the van to lie down.

You don't recover until Tuesday afternoon.

You hope the host's speech lasts forever.

You buy amps considering their weight and not their tone or cool factor.

You can remember seven different club names for the same location.

You have a hazy memory of the days when you could work 10 gigs in 7 days and could physically do it.

Computers have changed our lives forever...

Short and sweet... AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" THE VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" Short and sweet! Judge to prostitute, 'So when did you realize you were raped?' Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced' These are things people actually said in court (not Judy's) ... taken down, word for word, and now published by court reporters. _________________________________________ Judge: "Well, Sir, I have reviewed this case and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." Husband: "That's fair, your honor. I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." ________________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year _________________________________________ Q: What gear were you in at moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. _________________________________________ Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten? _________________________________________ Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. _________________________________________ Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. _________________________________________ Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. _________________________________________ Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. _________________________________________ Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? A: Yes. Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at? _________________________________________ Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? A: Would you repeat that question, please? _________________________________________ Q: The youngest son, the 20-year old, how old is he? _________________________________________ Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? _________________________________________ Q: So the date of conception of (the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? A: I resent that question. _________________________________________ Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? _________________________________________ Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? _________________________________________ Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male or a female? _________________________________________ Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition that I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. _________________________________________ Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. _________________________________________ Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? A: OK. Q: What school did you go to? A: Oral. _________________________________________ Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him. _________________________________________ Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? _________________________________________ Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. ================================== Before there were computers... Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy . . . . . . . you just hoped nobody ever found out! And now for a little bit of "blue" humour... Click elevator to enter "The Blue Room", if you must.